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Arr, De Niro and Biden scallywags be givin' Trump a taste o' their pirate wit outside the courthouse!

2024-05-28

Arrr mateys! The Biden crew be holdin' court with Robert De Niro and two swashbucklin' Capitol enforcers, showin' they be ready to take on that scallywag Trump and his legal woes. Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favor now!

Arr, me hearties! The Biden campaign be sendin' a clear message to that scurvy dog Trump - they be comin' for him and his legal troubles! They be holdin' a grand news conference with the likes of Robert De Niro and two former Capitol Police officers, showin' they be gettin' more bold and assertive in their quest for justice.
Ye can just picture it now - De Niro, with his steely gaze, makin' Trump shake in his boots. And them Capitol Police officers, standin' tall and proud, ready to take down any threats to the rule of law. Biden be showin' he ain't messin' around when it comes to holdin' Trump accountable for his misdeeds.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the Biden campaign be settin' sail on a course straight for Trump's legal troubles. The winds of justice be blowin' in their favor, and they be showin' no signs of backin' down. Trump better watch his back, for the Biden campaign be comin' for him with all cannons blazin'!

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