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If the scallywag Trump be found guilty, how will Biden's crew retaliate, aye? The plundering minds be curious!

2024-05-28

Arrr, if the scallywags in New York be findin' Biden guilty, 'tis a treasure trove for the Democrats! But fear not, mateys, for the Biden crew be holdin' fast to their 2024 plans, like a sturdy ship sailin' through the political seas.

Arrr, me hearties! A guilty verdict in New York be like a treasure chest filled with political gold for the Democrats. The scallywags be hopin' to make off with a victory over their rival, the infamous Donald Trump. But even if the verdict be in their favor, the Biden campaign be keepin' their eye on the horizon, lookin' ahead to the next election in 2024.
They be holdin' fast to their current course, stickin' to the plan they've already charted out. No need to change tack just yet, even if the winds of fortune be blowin' in their favor. The Democrats be playin' the long game, thinkin' beyond just this one moment of triumph.
So while a guilty verdict in New York be a booty worth celebratin' for the Democrats, they be keepin' their powder dry and their sails set for the far-off shores of the next election. The Biden campaign be steady as she goes, lookin' ahead to the future with a steady hand on the helm.

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