The Booty Report

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Avast ye scallywags! Two vagabonds be on the loose after escapin' from a brig in Louisiana!

2024-05-28

Arrr, two scallywags be caught rummaging in a land lubber's dumpster, back in the brig they go! But, two swashbucklers still be on the loose, evading capture for hours like sneaky sea dogs. Aye, the chase be on!

The scallywags had a right good go at it, I tell ye! Two of 'em managed to slip away into the night like ghosts, only to be found in a rubbish bin like common rats. The other two, however, had the luck of the devil on their side and were still gallivanting about, free as the wind.
Arr, the officials were none too pleased, I reckon. They were scratching their heads and wondering how these knaves managed to give 'em the slip for so long. Hours went by before they even noticed the lads were missing! It's a right shame, I must say.
But fear not, me hearties! The law will catch up to those rapscallions soon enough. They can't keep up this game of cat and mouse forever. The long arm of the law will reach out and grab 'em by the scruff of their necks, mark me words!
So batten down the hatches and keep a weather eye out for those scoundrels. They may have had a bit of luck on their side, but their days of freedom are numbered. The law always gets its due in the end, especially when dealing with such slippery characters.

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