"Arrr, John Fetterman be gettin' a grand prize from a Jewish college for his support o' Israel, matey!"
2024-05-28
Arrr, me hearties! Sen. John Fetterman, a fine matey from the land of Pennsylvania, be gettin' the grandest honor from Yeshiva University in the big city of New York. Aye, the lad be walkin' the plank towards success on Wednesday!
Arrr! Pennsylvania Democratic Sen. John Fetterman be gettin' the highest honor from Yeshiva University, me hearties! The New York City school be awardin' him the Presidential Medallion, makin' him an "American patriot and hero of Israel." Aye, the school be praisin' Fetterman for his fight against antisemitism and his support for Israel since the scallywags from Hamas invaded the Jewish nation.Rabbi Ari Berman be callin' Fetterman a true hero and a champion of moral clarity. The senator be standin' firm in his support for Israel, even in the face of criticism from his own party. He be rejectin' statements from Vice President Kamala Harris and defendin' Israel's actions in Gaza.Despite some o' his crew jumpin' ship over his stance on Israel, Fetterman be standin' by his beliefs. He be a loyal Democrat, but not afraid to chart his own course. The commencement ceremony be settin' sail in Queens, with Fetterman at the helm, ready to face whatever may come his way. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!