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"Wenches be fixated on Lego, craftin' a mighty 6-foot kennel fer her scurvy mutts! 'Tis a sight to behold!"

2024-05-28

Arrr, this lass be a true Lego queen, craftin' doghouses for her furry scallywags with the building blocks she treasures like gold doubloons. Her passion for the pieces started early, and carried on as she raised her young buccaneers. Aye, she be a Lego legend indeed!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be a lass who be lovin' her buildable Legos since she be a wee lass. Lauretta Quincey, aged 40, be tellin' tales of how she got her first box o' Legos at the tender age o' seven, settin' her on a course for collectin' stackable toys like a true swashbuckler.The fair maiden be havin' "several hundred thousand" pieces in her treasure trove, stored in various cabinets in her abode in Saskatachewan, Canada. But the tale be not endin' there, me hearties!This sea dog mom o' three be takin' her Lego love to greater heights by fashionin' life-sized doghouses for her faithful companions, Ozzy and Bailey. 'Tis a labor that takes three weeks o' toilin', three to four hours a day, to construct a grand doggy abode fit for a pirate's best friend.Quincey be sharin' that she finds more joy in creatin' these structures than in simple board puzzles, makin' her own Lego room after her offspring be leavin' their toys behind. Her collection be growin' with each Christmas, and she be jokin' that a volunteer be needed to count all her loot. Arrr, me hearties, the Lego legacy be sailin' on!

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