Five dastardly ways President Biden be ruinin' America's summer jollies, mateys! Aye, it be a travesty of epic proportions!
2024-05-28
Arrr, me hearties! Bidenomics be sendin' consumer spirits to Davy Jones' Locker, but fear not! We be like seasoned sailors, weatherin' storms and comin' out stronger. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for a summer of plunder and merriment! Aye, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Memorial Day be upon us, markin' the official start of summer where schools be closin', vacations be beginnin', and families be settin' off on grand adventures. But beware, this year the Biden administration be tryin' to throw a bucket o' cold water on yer summer fun. They be implementin' policies aimed at makin' yer season less jolly. Ye may have noticed the woes of domestic travel, with delays, cancellations, and oversold flights plaguin' airports. The Biden crew be obsessin' over "junk fees" and blockin' private sector solutions to the problem. They be squabblin' with airlines like JetBlue, makin' it harder for ye to find affordable flights and direct routes.For those takin' to the highways, the price o' gas be as high as $3.60 a gallon, a 50% increase since the days o' Donald Trump. The administration be squeezin' energy producers to appease green lobbyists, drivin' up prices and pushin' consumers towards electric vehicles.If ye be lookin' for directions with Google Maps, beware - Biden's DOJ be takin' 'em to court, threatenin' consumer choice and higher prices. And if ye be stoppin' for a bite to eat, be prepared to pay more - the cost o' a Big Mac be nearly doubled since 2019, thanks to minimum wage hikes and regulations pushin' up prices.Despite these obstacles, don't let the Biden administration ruin yer summer plans. Innovation and resilience be the American way, so set sail on yer adventures and make the most o' the season!