Arrr, we must protect our elections from scurvy dogs! Here be the plan, me hearties!
2024-05-28
Arrr me hearties! The election be comin' soon and we must protect our votes from scallywags tryin' to cheat their way in. Follow these tips to keep our elections safe and sail smoothly into a victorious future! Aye, let's SAVE our elections!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it be clear as the Caribbean waters on a sunny day that radical progressive Democrats be openly admitting their intention to use open borders and illegal aliens to reshape America and establish one-party rule. Arrr! They be opposing bills to exclude non-U.S. citizens from the Census and even calling illegal aliens "voters." The right to vote be sacred for U.S. citizens, but federal law makes it hard for states to verify citizenship status. I, along with me matey Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee, be introducing the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act to require proof of citizenship for federal elections. The current system be flawed, with non-citizens voting and illegal aliens getting welfare benefits and licenses to register. The SAVE Act be closing loopholes and fixing these issues, but the scurvy Democrats be opposing it, claiming it's already illegal for non-citizens to vote, while turning a blind eye to the lack of verification.Democrats be complicit in Biden's release of illegal aliens and opposing measures to ensure election integrity. If we don't stand up and fight for fair elections, our country will be doomed to walk the plank.Arrr, mateys, it be time to protect the integrity of our elections and prevent the plundering of our democracy by these radical Democrats!