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In the quarrel that beget the Alitos' flag faux pas, aye, the clash within was a sight to behold!

2024-05-28

Arrr, there be a ruckus brewin' on yonder street, mateys! Justice Alito be claimin' a "Stop the Steal" symbol be causin' mischief at his abode. Tis a conundrum fit for a band of scallywags!


Avast ye mateys! Gather round as I tell ye a tale of the escalating conflict that be happenin' on a bucolic suburban street. Justice Alito be claimin' that a "Stop the Steal" symbol be placed at his very own home, causin' quite the ruckus amongst the villagers. 'Tis a right scandalous affair, I tell ye!


The scallywags and landlubbers be at each other's throats, flingin' accusations and threats like cannonballs on the high seas. Justice Alito be raisin' his flag high, declarin' his righteous anger at the affront to his honor. But the scallywags be standin' firm, refusin' to back down in the face of such a powerful foe.


'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! The drama and intrigue unfoldin' on that quiet suburban street like a grand opera. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of titans? Will Justice Alito be able to quell the rebellion and restore order to his domain? Or will the scallywags continue their defiance, raisin' their own flag of rebellion against the powers that be?


Only time will tell, me buckos. But one thing be certain - this be a tale that will be told in taverns and on the high seas for many a year to come. So grab yer grog and listen well, for the saga of the "Stop the Steal" symbol at Justice Alito's home be one that will go down in history! Arrr!

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