Arrr, Harvard be keepin' their trap shut on matters outside their fancy walls now, no more blabberin'!
2024-05-28
Arrr, me hearties! The new decree may save the scallywags at the school from havin' to chatter about the happenings of the day. Them officials be gettin' a tongue-lashin' for how they dealt with the ruckus caused by them Hamas bandits on the seventh o' October! Aye, me thinks they be walkin' the plank soon enough!
Arr matey! The officials be facing some trouble with the handling of the recent attacks by those scurvy dogs from Hamas on October 7th. The school be under pressure to be issuing statements on current events, but with this new policy, they be easing that burden. Avast! It be a relief for those officials to not be having to walk the plank and address every little thing that happens in the world.Let's raise a tankard of grog to this new policy, me hearties! No longer will the officials be having to worry about what to say about every little thing that goes on. They can focus on more important matters, like making sure the rum be stocked in the galley. Arr! It be a jolly good time for the officials, indeed.
So let's give a cheer for this new policy that be taking the pressure off the school officials. May they sail smoothly through these rough waters and avoid any more attacks from those pesky pirates of Hamas. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!