Arrrr, Biden's rules be like a storm on the horizon, sinkin' dreams faster than a leaky ship!
2024-05-29
Arr mateys! President Joe Biden be plunderin' American families with his economy, makin' 'em cough up more than $15,000 a year! If he be gettin' re-elected, brace yerselves for an even bigger rumble as he be expandin' Big Government and takin' more of yer treasure! Arrr!
Ahoy there, me hearties! The Biden administration be breakin' records, but not in the way ye'd hope. With a flood of scallywags crossin' our borders, crime rates be risin' faster than a ship in a storm, and inflation be higher than the crow's nest. The American people be feelin' the consequences of Biden's failed policies like a slap to the face.A new report from Advancing American Freedom be showin' that the economy be takin' a hit, with prices skyrocketin' and families payin' through their nose for basic necessities. Biden be expandin' the administrative state faster than a cannonball, makin' life harder for all ye landlubbers.The Trump-Pence crew be achievin' great things, with low unemployment and record prosperity. But under Biden, it be like walkin' the plank, with regulations pilin' up faster than barnacles on a ship.Biden be addin' more regulations than ye can shake a cutlass at, costin' hardworking Americans a pretty penny. The future be lookin' bleak, with regulations set to drain the treasure of the American people.This be an unsustainable course, me hearties. Biden's overreach be sinkin' the American dream faster than a leaky ship. We need to turn the tide and set sail back to prosperity before it be too late.So batten down the hatches, me hearties, Biden's storm be brewin' and we need to weather it together. Arrr!