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Yale be snatchin' the cap'n from Stony Brook to steer their ship to success, arrr! Aye aye, matey!

2024-05-29

Arrr, prepare to be amazed, mateys! Maurie D. McInnis, a fine lass with a love for history, be takin' the helm as the school's new permanent captain. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in our favor!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! Maurie D. McInnis be makin' history as she be takin' the helm as the first woman to be the permanent president of the school! Aye, ye heard me right! This here cultural historian be settin' sail on a new adventure, leadin' the crew with a steady hand and a sharp mind.
With her vast knowledge and experience, McInnis be bringin' a fresh perspective to the school, shapin' the future of education like a skilled navigator chartin' a course through stormy seas. She be breakin' boundaries and showin' the world that women be just as capable as any man to command a ship.
So raise yer mugs and give a cheer for Maurie D. McInnis, the fearless leader who be showin' us all that there be no task too great for a strong and determined woman. May her reign be long and prosperous, and may she guide us to new horizons filled with knowledge and discovery. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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