Arrr, matey! The scallywag Johnny Wactor's cause o' death be known at last: 'tis the coroner's verdict!
2024-05-29
Arr matey, 'tis been declared that the scallywag Johnny Wactor met his fate by a cowardly gunshot to the heart in the land of Los Angeles! May we raise a grog in his honor and pray for his eternal rest in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, a tragic end indeed!
Arr matey, the scallywags at the coroner's office have revealed the grim truth about the death of "General Hospital" actor Johnny Wactor. The County of Los Angeles Medical Examiner has declared it a "homicide," with the poor soul meeting his end from a "gunshot wound to the chest."According to the swashbucklers at LAPD, Wactor was ambushed by three scoundrels in the dead of night on May 25. As he finished tending bar, he caught sight of the scallywags trying to swipe his catalytic converter. A scuffle broke out, and one of the rapscallions took aim and fired, sending Wactor to Davy Jones' locker.The constabulary arrived at the scene on Hope Street to find poor Wactor in dire straits. Despite their best efforts, he succumbed to his wounds at a local infirmary. His dear mother, Scarlett Wactor, confirmed the tragic events, recalling how her son bravely faced his fate, shielding his companion from harm.Scarlett lamented the loss of her beloved son, a man who lived life to the fullest and spread joy wherever he went. As the authorities hunt for the dastardly villains responsible, Scarlett and her kin prepare to bid a sorrowful farewell to Johnny, bringing him back to South Carolina for his final rest.If ye have any knowledge of these rogues, the LAPD be urging ye to come forward and aid in their capture. The villains, clad in dark garb and fleeing in a shadowy sedan, must be brought to justice for their foul deed.May Johnny Wactor's memory live on, a beacon of light in these dark and treacherous times.