Aye matey! The scallywag Mueller's first mate be smitten with the judge o'erseein' this grand battle of Trump! Arrr!
2024-05-30
Arr matey! The ex-chief prosecutor be showerin' Judge Merchan with compliments like a pirate with gold doubloons! Keep an eye on this trial, me hearties, it be an adventure fit for the high seas!
Arrr, mateys! Me heart be filled with admiration for the judge presiding over former President Trump's hush money trial! Ye see, the former top prosecutor for the Mueller investigation, Andrew Weissmann, be gushing over Judge Juan Merchan like a smitten swashbuckler. "I have like a ‘man crush’ on him," he declared, praising the judge's impeccable fairness and judicial temperament. Despite the defendant's acts of contempt and threats against him and his family, Judge Merchan be steely in his resolve to ensure a fair trial.The jury now be deliberating on the 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree brought against Trump by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. The courtroom atmosphere be described as calm and deliberate, with the judge communicating with a steady hand even in the face of challenges from the defense or prosecution. Weissmann be lamenting the lack of audio recordings to capture the judge's voice, which he believes would restore faith in the legal system amidst widespread distrust fueled by Trump and others.Weissmann, who served on Mueller's team investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election, be noting the lack of evidence linking the Trump campaign to Russia. Despite the stormy seas of controversy, Judge Merchan be steering the trial with a steady hand and a calm demeanor that inspires confidence in the fairness of the proceedings.