"Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the tale of Trump Derangement Syndrome and the Trump jury, by Morning Glory!"
2024-05-30
Arr mateys, the Trump Derangement Syndrome be spreadin' like a plague across the land, fueled by the boundless hatred of the left. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties, and a wonder to see such madness run amok from New York to the farthest reaches of the nation. Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the jury has the case, and I've got a deadline. Not everyone with "Trump Derangement Syndrome" thinks former President Donald Trump should be convicted in the Manhattan trial, but everyone with "TDS" believes Trump should be found guilty. Robert DeNiro, who admitted to TDS, proclaimed outside the courthouse that he knows Trump is guilty. Many others, too, exhibit limitless hatred of Trump, demonstrating symptoms of TDS. The marker of TDS is not necessarily an opinion on Trump's guilt but rather an emotional investment in seeing him convicted, regardless of the facts or the law.People with TDS seem addicted to hating Trump, with their hatred often stemming from personal grievances or a sense of power loss. Their obsession with Trump leads to irrational behavior and a distorted view of reality. Most Americans do not exhibit TDS and simply do not care enough to hate Trump constantly. The fear of a conviction in a politically motivated trial is real, as TDS and the desire to make history by convicting a former president may influence the jury's decision. The hope is for a principled individual to see through the bias and ensure a fair deliberation.