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Ye can bet yer doubloons that Biden's re-election be a surefire way to make ye wail and gnash yer teeth! Arrr!

2024-05-30

If ye be puttin' yer trust in Biden's words, ye be settin' sail for a world o' hurt! His reelection be a plunderin' of $5 trillion from yer pockets, a taxin' the likes of which the New World has never seen. Aye, brace yerselves for the storm! Arrr!

If ye be havin' a fear of payin' more in taxes, then beware if President Joe Biden be winnin' the election. No matter if ye be a scallywag with a treasure trove or a simple middle-class matey, the president has sworn to raise taxes on every American who be payin' 'em. This would be a blow to families strugglin' with inflation, a curse upon the economy, and a monstrous expansion of the government at a time when we be needin' it least.Biden recently parroted that if he be re-elected, he will allow the entire 2017 Trump tax cut to expire. Contrary to his claims about that law, it be a mighty tax cut for all, with the biggest reduction goin' to the middle class. The Trump tax cuts also lowered our business tax from the highest in the civilized world to near the average, and slashed taxes on small businesses to less than 20%, which fueled investment and led to the speediest wage growth in two decades.But Biden be lookin' to undo all these gains by raisin' taxes by a staggering $5 trillion. He be promisin' the largest tax hike ever and breakin' his pledge to never tax the middle class. This tax hike would crush workin' families, addin' over $2,200 to the median American's tax bill, and push companies to send jobs abroad. Biden claims it be only for the wealthy, but in truth, it be a dagger to all honest Americans.The Trump tax cuts be a success story, creatin' a grand economy. But the Biden tax hike threatens to undo it all. But fear not, for this fate can be avoided if we prevent Biden's re-election and keep the Trump tax cuts sailin' on the high seas of prosperity.

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