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Arrr mateys, the Supreme Court be givin' the N.R.A. permission to battle for their right to free speech!

2024-05-30

Arr matey! Justice Sonia Sotomayor hath declared that the scallywags o' the gun rights group be havin' a good point 'bout their First Amendment rights bein' violated. Aye, 'tis a jolly good show indeed!

Arr, me hearties! Justice Sonia Sotomayor, in her wisdom, hath declared that the gun rights group hath a plausible claim of a violation of the First Amendment! Aye, the group be havin' a fair chance at arguin' their case before the court!But beware, me buckos! This be no easy task ahead. The seas of justice be treacherous waters, and the group must prepare themselves for battle. They must gather their evidence, muster their arguments, and present themselves before the court with courage and conviction.So let us raise a tankard of grog to Justice Sotomayor, who hath given the gun rights group a fighting chance in their quest for justice! May they navigate the legal waters with skill and cunning, and may they emerge victorious in their battle for freedom of speech!

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