The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Three scallywags sent to Davy Jones' locker in Minneapolis skirmish, including a lawman. Walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!

2024-05-30

Arrr, the officer was makin' way to the call when a scurvy dog of a gunman ambushed him! A fierce battle ensued, with the scallywag meetin' his fate at the hands of another officer. Aye, the seas be a treacherous place indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Aye, the officer be sailin' on his ship, answerin' a call from the land lubbers, when out of the blue, a scurvy dog jumps out and points his pistol at the officer! But fear not, for the officer be quick on his feet and draws his own weapon, ready to exchange gunfire with the sneaky pirate.
But alas, the scallywag met his fate at the end of a musket, as another officer joined the fray and fired upon the villain. The scoundrel be no match for the bravery and skill of the officers, as he be sent down to Davy Jones' locker in no time.
Arrr, what a tale of bravery and treachery on the high seas! The officer be a hero that day, standin' tall in the face of danger and protectin' the good folk of the land. So hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a toast to the gallant officers who keep us safe from the likes of that scurvy gunman!

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