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Yar, me hearties! We be standin' by Israel, showin' the world our plunderin' loyalty! Aye, let's hoist the flag!

2024-05-31

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs of Hamas be causin' mayhem on October 7, but instead o' walkin' the plank, they be rewarded! We must put a stop to this madness afore they plunder any more booty! Arrr!

In me 5th voyage to Israel since the October 7 plunder, I’ve been collaborating with Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the Biden administration to normalize relations between Saudi Arabia and Israel, a monumental shift for the region and the globe. 'Tis vital to remind the people of Israel that the majority of Americans stand by them wholeheartedly, as the world appears to be against 'em.The world has indeed gone topsy-turvy since the vile attack by Hamas on Israel, with the nonsensical and repugnant becoming the new norm. College campuses in the U.S. are teeming with abominable anti-Semitic rhetoric and chants of "Death to America," while banners of radical Islamist terror groups flutter freely.The International Court of Justice has dared to hinder Israel from eradicating Hamas’ last battalions in Rafah, but Israel must and shall defy this outrageous act. The International Criminal Court has equated Israel's leaders with Hamas', a U.S.-designated terrorist group, by issuing arrest warrants for all.Moreover, Ireland, Norway, and Spain have formally recognized a Palestinian state without clear boundaries or recognized leaders. The civilized world must not reward such heinous acts of terrorism, for rewarding such behavior only prompts more of the same. The ICC and these nations incentivize attacks on Israel and fuel anti-Semitism, operating beyond the bounds of reality.Israel is not Russia, and its elected leaders are not Hamas. The ICC should pursue despotic dictators, not the leaders of a functioning democracy like Israel. The ICC's unilateral decision to issue arrest warrants without consulting Israel demonstrates their rogue behavior.By recognizing a Palestinian state without clarity, Ireland, Norway, and Spain exacerbate anti-Semitism and worsen Middle Eastern conflicts. It is time for the U.S. Congress to impose sanctions against the ICC to stand with Israel and combat the madness fueled by terrorist ideologies.Supporting Israel unequivocally is in the best interest of the United States, and we shall fight back against the terror, not against Israel.

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