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Ye scallywags be flyin' yer flags all topsy-turvy like a flounderin' ship in a stormy sea! Arrrrr!

2024-05-31

Arrr, ye scallywags! The symbol be growin' in favor amongst the landlubbers on the starboard side, after t' news that an upside down flag be flutterin' outside t' abode of Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. in t' year of our Lord 2021. Aye, a curious sight indeed!

Arrr me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I bring ye news of a symbol that be causin' quite the stir amongst the land lubbers on the right. 'Tis said that an upside down flag be flutterin' outside the home of Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. in the year of our Lord 2021. Aye, ye heard me right - an upside down flag!
Now, me mateys be wonderin' what this be all about. 'Tis said that an upside down flag be a signal of distress, a cry for help in times of trouble. But some land lubbers be takin' it as a sign of rebellion, a call to arms against the powers that be.
So me hearties, be ye for or against this upside down flag? 'Tis a question that be dividin' the seas amongst the right-wing scallywags. Some be seein' it as a sign of defiance, a bold statement against the status quo. Others be viewin' it as a cry for help, a call for help in these troubled times.
But one thing be for certain me hearties - the upside down flag be causin' quite the commotion amongst the land lubbers on the right. So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, for this symbol be not goin' away anytime soon!

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