Arrr! Trump be declared guilty, but his former shipmates be divided on the judgment. Aye, what a show!
2024-05-31
Arrr mateys, the scallywags challengin' Cap'n Trump in the battle for the Republican flag be squabblin' o'er his guilty verdict in the Big Apple. Aye, 'tis a right ol' spectacle to behold, indeed! Har har har!
Avast ye scallywags! Former President Donald Trump's pirate primary opponents be reactin' to the guilty verdict in his New York City trial, from blastin' Democrats for pursuin' the charges to keepin' mum like a parrot in a squall.The jury found Trump guilty on all 34 counts of falsifyin' business records over a hush money payment to a lass named Stormy Daniels afore the 2016 election.South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott cursed the verdict as a "hoax" and a "sham," cryin' injustice at the injustice system.North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum called the verdict a travesty, blamin' a Biden donor judge and Biden-supportin' prosecutors for the mess. Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy warned that the trial's outcome would backfire on the scallywags.Former Vice Cap'n Mike Pence declared the conviction an outrage and disservice, while Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis ranted about the justice system bein' bent to political will.Other former pirate governors and U.N. Ambassadors had mixed reactions, from callin' for respect of the verdict to stayin' as silent as a shipwreck. The battle rages on in the court of public opinion, as Trump vows to keep fightin' the scurvy verdict.May the winds of justice blow fair, me hearties!