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Avast ye scurvy prosecutors! Tryin' to muzzle Trump's tongue once more in the documents case, arrr!

2024-05-31

Arrr mateys! The special counsel be tryin' again to keep the former president from talkin' smack 'bout them F.B.I. agents! They be askin' the judge to shut him up proper-like. Looks like this be a battle of wits on the high seas of justice!

Arrr, me hearties! The special counsel be tryin' to stop the former president from badmouthing them F.B.I. agents! They be makin' a new appeal to the judge after their first try got shot down like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank.
The special counsel be sayin', "No more talkin' smack about our agents, ye scallywag!" They be wantin' to shut him up quicker than a pirate can plunder a ship.
But the former president be fightin' back like a salty sea dog, sayin' he be havin' the right to speak his mind. He be arguin' that freedom o' speech be as precious as a chest o' gold doubloons.
It be a battle o' wits and legal maneuvers, with the judge holdin' the fate of the former president in his hands like a pirate holdin' a cutlass.
Will the former president be silenced by the judge, or will he be free to keep talkin' trash about them F.B.I. agents? Only time will tell, me hearties. Stay tuned for the next chapter in this swashbucklin' tale of legal shenanigans!

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