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Arrr mateys, after Trump's fate be sealed, Biden be stuck watchin' from ye sidelines like a landlubber.

2024-05-31

Arr matey! The captain finally spoke out about the scallywag who came before him! He be sayin' the jury found the scoundrel guilty, showin' that even the highest of the high ain't exempt from the law! Aye, justice be served!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! The president finally decided to open his trap about his mate's legal woes. He be sayin' that the guilty verdict from the jury be prove that even the most powerful buccaneer ain't above the law. Avast, that be some strong words from the leader of the ship!
It be like watchin' a shark takin' a bite out of a weakling fish, seein' the president finally speak up about the trouble his mate be in. Some be sayin' it be a long time comin', but better late than never, eh? The jury in New York be dishing out justice like a cannonball to the enemy's hull.
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - no matter how high and mighty ye think ye be, the law be waitin' for ye like Davy Jones in the depths. The president be sendin' a message to all his crewmates and enemies alike - watch yer steps, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!

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