Arrr! Biden be laughing at the thought he be controlling the Trump prosecution. Didn't know I had such power!
2024-05-31
Arrr matey! Fox News' scallywag Peter Doocy had the gall to question President Biden about the possibility of facing indictments himself after that scurvy dog Trump was found guilty. Avast ye, the audacity! Ye better watch yer back, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker too!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, President Biden be scoffing at the idea that he be the one "pulling the strings" in prosecuting former President Trump fer his own political gain. Aye, Fox News' Peter Doocy dared to ask Biden outside the White House if he thought the conviction would help Trump in the presidential election, to which the president replied with a hearty, "I have no idea, matey."Doocy, continuing to press Biden, asked if he be worried about facing similar charges someday, to which Biden confidently declared, "Not at all. I be innocent, and the system still be workin'." The president even joked about his supposed power, saying, "I didn't know I was that powerful."Meanwhile, Biden remained silent to reporters' questions while flashing a grin that some found "disturbing." The president emphasized the importance of respecting the justice system, stating, "Our justice system be a cornerstone of America, and it should never be torn down."On the same day, Trump be found guilty on all counts in a New York trial, with his legal team vowing to challenge the verdict. Trump's supporters be accusing Democrats of using lawfare to undermine him in the upcoming election.