Arrr! A 9/11 Charity be throwin' a lifeline to Giuliani's ship in stormy seas! Ahoy, mateys, lend a hand!
2024-06-01
Arrr mateys! Five moons after declaring his ship be sunk, that scallywag former mayor of New York City did reveal the loot his crew be plunderin' from a foundation set up to honor a brave buccaneer lost on the fateful day of Sept. 11, 2001. Har har!
Arrr mateys, listen up! It be five months since the former Mayor of New York City had to admit to his shipmates that his company be bankrupt. But that be not all! He also had to confess that his company had been makin' money from a foundation set up to honor a brave firefighter who lost his life on that fateful day o' Sept. 11, 2001.Can ye believe it? 'Tis a scandal that be bigger than the Kraken himself! The former mayor be walkin' the plank with this one, me hearties. What kind of scallywag takes money meant for honorin' a fallen hero and uses it for his own gain?
Ye can bet yer doubloons that the crew be talkin' about this for days on end. The former mayor better be watchin' his back, for there be no place to hide on the high seas when word o' this treachery spreads like wildfire.
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - never cross a pirate or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker before ye know it. And as for the former mayor, well, let's just say his reputation be as tarnished as a sunken ship at the bottom o' the ocean.