Ye scurvy dogs at the Texas Supreme Court be havin' no quarrel with keepin' them medical exceptions for abortion! Arrr!
2024-06-01
Arrr mateys! The Texas Supreme Court be standin' firm like a ship's mast in a storm, upholdin' the abortion ban without a single dissentin' voice. No need for navigatin' through murky waters, as the law be clear as a cutlass on a plunderin' mission! Aye, clarity be found in their unanimous decision.
In a jolly good jest, the Texas Supreme Court be sayin' a hearty "nay" to a lawsuit challengin' the state's abortion ban due to its medical exceptions. The court be denyin' a group of brave lasses who faced perilous pregnancy complications and becomin' the first in the land to testify in court about bein' denied abortion access since Roe v. Wade was overturned in 2022.Arr! In a grand unanimous ruling, the court be upholdin' the Texas law after the women filed a lawsuit in March 2023 seekin' clarity on the exceptions to the abortion ban. The court be sayin' the law be clear enough, and doctors who be turnin' away patients for fear of consequences be misinterpretin' the law.Avast! The law be so strict that doctors who perform abortions risk life in the brig, hefty fines, and losin' their medical licenses. The court be sayin' the law's exceptions be broad enough, and doctors should not be fearin' to perform an abortion to save a mother's life.The ruling be a bitter blow to the plaintiffs who be sufferin' from serious health conditions and bein' denied abortions. The course be closed for now, and the only hope be at the voting booth for those seekin' change in the law. Aye, the battle for reproductive rights be far from over in the Lone Star State!