Arrr, Rudy Giuliani be celebratin' his 80th year despite many a trouble plaguin' his ship! Aye, matey!
2024-06-01
Arrr, the scallywag of a former mayor be revelin' in his birthday feast of pasta and meatballs, while the scoundrel Trump sent a video message. 'Tis a sight to see, mateys! Let us raise a toast to the antics of these landlubbers!
Arrr mateys! Ye won't believe what I be tellin' ye. The former New York mayor, who be feelin' the heat from the law, celebrated his birthday like a proper pirate - with a feast fit for a captain! He be diggin' into a hearty plate of pasta and meatballs, surrounded by his loyal crew.But what be really makin' waves in the pirate community be the message from none other than Donald J. Trump himself! The former captain of the ship sent a video message to wish his old mate a happy birthday. Ye can bet the rum was flowin' and the laughs were plenty!
Despite bein' indicted and feelin' the pressure from all sides, the former mayor still knows how to have a good time. He may be feelin' isolated, but with his loyal crew by his side - and a message from the former captain himself - he be holdin' his head high and enjoyin' the celebration.
So here's to the former mayor - may his birthday be filled with laughter, good food, and plenty of grog. And may he sail through these stormy waters with the wind at his back and a smile on his face. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!