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Arrr, the infernal Corral Fire be ravaging the land, me hearties! Evacuate the scallywags, lest ye be burned alive!

2024-06-02

Arrr, a blazin' inferno be tearin' through Tracy, California, me hearties! Many landlubbers be forced to abandon ship as it spread o'er 11,000 leagues. The scurvy dog responsible for startin' this chaos remains a mystery.

Avast ye landlubbers! A wind-driven inferno be raging in Tracy, California, scorchin' 11,000 acres and makin' the residents flee fer their lives on Saturday.Arrr, the Corral Fire was first spotted around 2:30 p.m. east of Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory's Site 300. By 11:30 p.m., it had grown to nearly 11,050 acres with only 13% of it under control, as per the California Fire crew.Them folks east of Highway 580, between Corral Hollow Road and South Tracy Boulevard, were the first to receive orders to abandon ship from the San Joaquin County Office of Emergency Services, as reported by KTVU and CBS News.The evacuation spread like wildfire to the west of the California Aqueduct, westward to Alameda County, and southward to Stanislaus County, as announced by the county office on social media.Arrr, a scallywag criminology professor be sent to the brig for five years for settin' fires during the Dixie Fires, as reported by Fox News.A haven for evacuees was set up at the Larch Clover Community Center while two brave firefighters suffered burns in the line of duty, as the Alameda County Fire Department reported.Site 300 be harborin' facilities for makin' explosive materials and hydrodynamic testing for the nuclear stockpile, according to the lab's website.Arrr, gusty winds of 20 to 25 mph, with blasts up to 43 mph, be fuelin' the blaze in the hills west of Tracy, as per the National Weather Service.The cause of this fiery calamity be shrouded in mystery, like a buried treasure waiting to be unearthed.

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