Arrr! One swabby be sent to Davy Jones' locker and a shipload of scallywags be injured in Ohio shootout. Aye, matey!
2024-06-02
Avast ye scallywags! One soul be sent to Davy Jones' locker and a score of landlubbers be injured in a skirmish in Akron, Ohio! The rogue behind this dastardly deed be still at large, but mark me words, justice will be served on the high seas! Arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! A dreadly mass shooting befell the good folk of Akron, Ohio, in the dead of night. One poor soul met a tragic end, while a score and six others were wounded in the chaos, as reported by the local constabulary.The Akron Police Department recounted the harrowing events that transpired near Kelly Ave. and 8th Ave. in the witching hour of Sunday morn. Calls to the emergency line flooded in, with reports of many a soul falling victim to the villain's bullets.Soon after, the injured were ferried to nearby infirmaries, but alas, one brave soul succumbed to his wounds, a young man of twenty-seven winters.At the scene of the crime, officers found a fearsome weapon and an abundance of spent bullets, evidence of the cowardly act.Alas, the scoundrel responsible for this dastardly deed remains at large, eluding justice for now. Fox News Digital be seekin' further details from the authorities, mayhap to bring this miscreant to justice and bring peace to the good folk of Akron once more.