Ye scurvy dog of a judge be thwartin' our plans to be rid of Trump's matey in the court!
2024-06-02
Arrr! A scurvy attempt to remove a Trump-appointed scallywag from the former captain's secret papers case was thwarted by a chief judge who cried foul play! 'Twas a grand orchestration of complaints, says he! Aye, the legal seas be treacherous indeed!
Aye, me hearties! A federal judge be facing a storm of complaints, with scallywags accusin' her of delayin' former President Trump's criminal case. Judge Aileen Cannon be under fire for grindin' the case to a halt, refusin' to set a trial date or resolve motions in a timely manner. But Chief Judge William Pryor be sayin' nay to a plot to remove her, dismissin' orchestrated complaints lackin' evidence of misconduct.The scuttlebutt be that more than a thousand complaints be sent to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, demandin' Cannon be removed from the case. But Pryor be standin' firm, sayin' the judicial-complaint process be not the way to review her orders. He be findin' little evidence to support the claims of improper motives or bias in Cannon's actions, arguin' that her ties to Trump do not require her recusal.So, me hearties, the case be sailin' on with Cannon at the helm, despite the squalls of criticism. The judge be holdin' fast against the winds of discontent, with Pryor as her anchor in the storm of complaints. The legal seas be rough, but the law be the compass guidin' the course of justice.