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Arrr! Extremists be keelhaulin' faith-based do-gooders helpin' migrants. Them scallywags be walkin' the plank soon!

2024-06-02

Avast ye mateys! The kind-hearted do-gooders who be feedin', clothin', and shelterin' them border crossers be worryin' about the safety of their crew as the election draws nigh and the angry talk 'bout immigration be gettin' fiercer. Arrr, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail upon!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye of the troubles plaguing the kind souls who be helpin' them border crossers in need. These charities be fearin' for the safety of their crew as the election draws near and the talk of immigration be gettin' hotter than a fiery volcano!
Ye see, these good Samaritans be workin' hard to feed, clothe, and shelter them poor souls who be riskin' it all to seek a better life. But with all the hate and anger brewin' over immigration, they be worried about their own safety now, too!
It be a rough sea they be sailin' on, me mateys. But they be standin' strong and brave, determined to keep helpin' those in need no matter the danger. So let's raise a toast to these brave souls, and may they find calm seas ahead as they navigate through these troubled waters!

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