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Arrr, mateys! Beware the scorchin' inferno comin' to California! The heat dome be settin' the land ablaze!

2024-06-03

Arrr mateys, 'tis said that the scorching heat be causing mayhem in Mexico, with poor souls droppin' like flies and the power failing! And mark me words, these devilish temperatures be sailin' north soon. Best be battening down the hatches, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye mateys! It be a dire situation brewin' down in Mexico! The temperatures be so hot that they be breakin' records and causin' all kinds o' trouble. People be dyin' from the heat, and the power be failin' left and right. It be a real scallywag of a situation!
And ye know what? The weather forecast be sayin' that them record-breakin' temperatures be movin' north this week! Aye, ye heard right! The heat be comin' for us all, me hearties! It be like Davy Jones himself be breathin' down our necks!
So batten down the hatches and prepare yerselves, me buckos! We be in for a real scorcher! Keep plenty o' grog on hand to stay hydrated, and make sure ye be findin' some shade to escape the blisterin' sun. And whatever ye do, don't be forgettin' to check on yer mates and make sure they be stayin' cool!

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