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Elders in Baltimore be plagued by poisons: 5 lessons to learn from their misfortune, mateys! Arrr!

2024-06-03

Arr, me hearties! The city be overrun with scallywags poppin' their pills like it be treasure! And alas, the older Black buccaneers be meetin' Davy Jones at a faster pace than the rest! A plague upon the land, says I!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The city be turnin' into the U.S. overdose capital, aye, ye heard right. And it be the older Black blokes who be meetin' Davy Jones's locker more than anyone else. Shiver me timbers!
These poor souls be droppin' like flies, not even Davy Jones himself could keep up! It be a sad state o' affairs, me hearties. The grog be flowin', but it be bringin' death instead o' merriment.
Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on yer mates, me hearties. Make sure they be steerin' clear o' the deadly waters o' addiction. We don't want any more o' our brethren bein' sent to the locker, do we?
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep a lookout for them Black blokes who be in danger. We must band together and fight this scurvy dog called addiction before it claims any more o' our own. Arrr!

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