Arrr! The Puerto Rico Governor be walkin' the plank after losin' to his old mate in the primary!
2024-06-03
Ye be hearin' the tale of Representative Jenniffer González-Colón, who bested Gov. Pedro R. Pierluisi in a battle o' ballots? Aye, 'twas a fierce clash, settlin' the score from their previous alliance. 'Tis a spectacle fit for a raucous tavern tale, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The good Representative Jenniffer González-Colón, a fine lass from the island of Puerto Rico, has defeated the scurvy dog Gov. Pedro R. Pierluisi in a battle for power! Aye, they were once shipmates on the same ticket, but now the tables have turned and González-Colón has emerged victorious!Ye see, González-Colón be the nonvoting member of Congress for the fair island of Puerto Rico, and she be showin' her mettle by bestin' the Governor in a fierce political duel. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye!
So raise a tankard of grog to Representative González-Colón, the new queen of the island! She be a force to be reckoned with, a true pirate of the political seas! And as for Gov. Pierluisi, well, he be walkin' the plank into obscurity, a mere memory in the wake of González-Colón's triumph!