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Arrr, the land lubbers be arguin' o'er what tales to tell 'bout the Israel-Hamas battle at the Holocaust Museums.

2024-06-03

Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs known as students be spoutin' foolish words about Palestine and Gaza! Tis like askin' a parrot to solve a riddle, har har! Let's hope they find their way back to land before they walk the plank!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! It seems some landlubber students be spoutin' off antisemitic talk like a bunch of bilge rats. They be askin' survivors and docents ridiculous questions like "What be this Palestine ye speak of?" and "Is there a genocide happenin' in Gaza?"
It be clear as the blue sea that these scallywags be spreadin' false information and tryin' to stir up trouble. But we must be wise like old Captain Jack and not be fallin' for their tricks!
We must stand strong against such ignorance and educate these young whippersnappers on the truth of the matter. Let us not be swayed by their foolishness and instead show them the light of knowledge and understanding.
So, me hearties, let us band together and put an end to this foolish talk of antisemitism. Let us show these scallywags that we be a united crew, standin' up against hatred and ignorance with our heads held high and our voices loud and clear!

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