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Biden be plunderin' yer gold to fill his treasure chest with votes, arrr mateys!

2024-06-03

Arr mateys, Biden be plunderin' the treasure chest to line the pockets of his loyal crew. The scallywag be throwin' around doubloons like there be no tomorrow, all in hopes of securin' victory in the upcoming election. Me think it be time to set sail and reclaim what be rightfully ours! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, savvy mateys would be wise to not just rely on polls when making bets on the upcoming presidential election. President Joe Biden be throwin' billions of taxpayer doubloons into "community organizations" in "disadvantaged communities" to weigh the scales in his favor. Arrr matey, the scallywag community organizer turned president, Barack Obama, be a master at machine politics, usin' federal tax booty to turn left-wing not-for-profits into a fifth estate to build turnout at election time.Recently, Sen. Shelley Moore Capito uncovered a $50 million "environmental justice" grant to the Climate Justice Alliance, raisin' eyebrows with its radical agenda. But this be just a drop in the treasure chest, with $2.8 billion in EPA grants for environmental and climate justice block grants, allowin' political activists like the New York Immigration Coalition and the New Jersey Alliance for Immigrant Justice to get their hands on the loot.Arrr, Biden's Justice40 initiative be spreadin' federal spending to disadvantaged communities and border towns, aimed at bolsterin' Democratic votes. The playbook started with Obamacare and now every federal agency be tasked with promotin' voter engagement. Tell yer congressional rep to beware of these community giveaways that be makin' a mockery of democracy, mateys!

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