Arrr, Hunter Biden be havin' a merry crew o' kin as the jury be chosen in his pistol squabble.
2024-06-03
Arrr matey! The scallywag President's lad be standin' trial in Wilmington, Del., accused of lyin' 'bout his grog use on a federal firearms paper in 2018. If found guilty, he could be thrown in the brig for 25 years and forced to pay a hefty sum of $750,000. Aye, the plank be lookin' mighty temptin'!
Arr matey, ye won't believe the news I be hearin'! The president's scallywag son be on trial in Wilmington, Del., accused of tellin' a few fibs about his rum drinkin' on a firearms application. Aye, ye heard me right! The lad be facin' some serious consequences, like spendin' 25 years in the brig and payin' a hefty fine of $750,000 pieces of eight.Ye gotta hand it to the lad, he be in a bit of a pickle now. Imagine tryin' to explain to the judge why ye didn't mention yer fondness for the ol' grog on that there application. It be like tryin' to sail a leaky ship in a storm, not an easy task, mateys!
But let's not be too hard on the lad, we all make mistakes, even if his be a wee bit more serious than forgettin' to hoist the Jolly Roger on a raid. So let's all raise a tankard of rum to the president's son and hope he can navigate these treacherous waters with grace and a sense of humor. Arrr!