Whilst fightin' for Trump, young scallywag steals the show, arrr! Ye be no match for his charm!
2024-06-03
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas a sight to behold as Representative John Rose be wagging his tongue at the former president's crimes, while his wee lad be pulling faces for all the world to see on the C-SPAN contraption. 'Tis a tale that spread like wildfire across the seven seas! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round and hear the tale of the scallywag Representative John Rose! The landlubber had the gall to castigate the former president's criminal conviction, all the while his young sprog was up to no good on the C-SPAN cameras! The lad was making a series of contorted faces that would make even a seasoned buccaneer blush, and the whole affair went viral faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers"!Ye see, 'twas a sight to behold - a pirate's parrot would've been proud of the lad's antics! The scallywag Rose may have been tryin' to talk tough, but his son was stealin' the show faster than a mutinous crew on a plunderin' spree. 'Tis a lesson in humility for the landlubber, to be sure!
So next time ye find yerself in a spot o' trouble, remember the tale of Representative Rose and his mischievous young mate. Keep an eye on yer offspring, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of embarrassment faster than ye can say "yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum"! Fair winds and followin' seas, me hearties!