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Arr, the scallywags be runnin' ads on Biden's policies in Wisconsin and Michigan. Hoist the sails and prepare for battle!

2024-06-04

Arrr mateys! This scurvy group, with connections to Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington, be havin' a grand plan worth a million pieces o' eight for TV spots praisin' the president's deeds in harnessin' the power o' the green. Avast, the wind be blowin' in our favor!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye of a group with ties to Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington who be plannin' a grand scheme worth a million doubloons. They be creatin' TV spots to sing the praises of the president's record on green power. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in favor of renewable energy, and these scallywags be wantin' to make sure the people know it.
But be warned, me mateys, for not all be smooth sailin' on these treacherous waters. The seas be full of rival pirates lookin' to plunder and pillage, eager to sink this noble ship before it reaches its destination. Will they succeed in spreadin' their message of environmental stewardship, or will the forces of greed and ignorance prevail?
Only time will tell, me hearties. So raise a tankard of grog in honor of these brave souls fightin' for a cleaner, greener future. And may the winds of fortune blow in their favor as they embark on this daring quest to protect our planet from the scourge of climate change. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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