Arr, lass be playin' a trick on Death himself, poppin' up at her own funeral like a ghost!
2024-06-03
Arrr, the lass Constance Glantz, 74 years young, from Lincoln, Neb., was declared dead in a nursing ship. But by Blackbeard's beard! A scallywag from the funeral ship noticed her still breathing while preparing her body for the afterlife. Aye, a true pirate's tale!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen to this tale of a feisty old lass named Constance Glantz from the land of Lincoln, Neb. The poor soul was declared dead by the scallywags at the nursing home, but little did they know she still had some fight left in her!As the undertaker was goin' about his business preparin' her body for the afterlife, he be hearin' a faint sound of breathin'. He must've thought he was seein' a ghost, for there she was, ol' Constance still kickin'! The lass must've been playin' possum, foolin' everyone with her clever ruse.
Ye can imagine the shock and surprise on the faces of the funeral home crew when they realized they had a livin', breathin' corpse on their hands. It be a miracle of the high seas, a tale to be told for generations to come!
So next time ye think a soul be ready to meet Davy Jones, keep a weather eye out for any signs o' life. Ye never know when a wily ol' pirate like Constance Glantz might just surprise ye with her resilience. Arrr, the sea be a mysterious place indeed!