Fifty reasons ye should know why $70 million befallen upon us after Trump's verdict, me hearties!
2024-06-04
Arrr mateys, a treasure trove of shiny doubloons be fillin' Trump's war chest after the verdict in New York! 'Twas the final straw fer many loyal hearties, both seasoned and fresh recruits. Let the plunderin' begin!
Arr matey! If ye be not flabbergasted by the $70 million in "small dollar" campaign coin thrown at former President Donald Trump within 72 hours of his Manhattan trial's end, ye know naught about politics. This booty be the biggest haul in political fundraising lore, aye!Yar, doubting the scope of this treasure trove? Listen to the Democrats, as reported by the Washington Post in March 2024, when President Biden raked in $25 million at Radio City Music Hall with Obama and Clinton in tow.Eric Trump himself spilled the beans on the record-setting $200 million in Trump campaign loot from small and big donors post-verdict. It seems the verdicts were the straw that broke the camel's back for Trump supporters, igniting a firestorm of contributions.This mountain of doubloons reveals the outrage over the trial and convictions as a tipping point for many Americans. The myriad reasons for this fury, from Hillary's email shenanigans to the latest trial theatrics, have fueled this eruption of support for Trump's cause.If ye be wonderin' about the previous straws that broke the camel’s back, there be a list of 50 grievances as long as the plank. From Comey's foibles to the media's bias, each injustice served as powder kegs for this explosion of contributions.So, why the influx of treasure? 'Tis a signal of protest against abuses of power, a cry for fair play in a game where the rules seem to change at every turn. If the judge condemns Trump to the brig, we can expect another deluge of doubloons to flood the campaign chests, for America be a land where fair play reigns supreme.The saga continues, with each twist and turn fueling the fire of discontent. The legacy media's bias only adds fuel to the flames, stoking the ire of a populace fed up with abuses of authority. As the game of politics unfolds, one thing be clear - the people will not stand for foul play, and they will make their voices heard through the jingle of coins in support of their chosen captain.