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Arrr, Biden be blockin' the borders for a spell, keepin' out those asylum seekers. Walk the plank, mateys!

2024-06-04

Arrr, the scurvy dogs at the American Civil Liberties Union be plannin' to challenge the captain's executive decree in court. Methinks they be lookin' to start a mutiny! Aye, let the legal battle begin, me hearties!

Arr matey, ye scallywags at the American Civil Liberties Union be raisin' the Jolly Roger and plannin' to take the scurvy dog President to court o'er his executive action! Aye, they be fightin' for our rights like true buccaneers on the high seas, standin' up fer what they believe in! This be no ordinary skirmish, me hearties, this be a battle fer the ages!
But let's not be forgettin' the humor in this situation, me fellow pirates. Imagine the look on the President's face when he hears the news! Arr, he be wishin' he never crossed swords with the ACLU, that be fer sure! They be wieldin' their legal cutlasses with precision and skill, ready to strike at the heart of injustice!
So let us raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls at the ACLU, fightin' the good fight and defendin' our liberties like true privateers of justice. May they sail through the stormy waters of the legal system and emerge victorious, with the wind at their backs and the sun on their faces. Yo ho ho, me hearties, justice be on the horizon!

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