Garland bequeaths a hearty rebuke to those scallywags who dare attack the Justice Dept! Arr mateys, beware!
2024-06-04
Arrr, the Attorney General Merrick B. Garland be warnin' them scurvy Republicans that their attacks be causin' "heinous" threats against our hard-workin' agents and prosecutors. Ye best be stoppin' yer antics, ye scallywags, lest ye feel the wrath of the law! Arrr!
Avast ye scurvy Republicans! Attorney General Merrick B. Garland be warnin' ye that yer attacks be stirrin' up some right heinous threats against the hard-workin' agents and prosecutors! Arrr, be thinkin' twice before ye be makin' them accusations and smears, lest ye want to walk the plank!The AG be remindin' ye that these career men and women be doin' their duty to uphold the law, and it be a dishonor to be makin' baseless claims against 'em. So mind yer tongues and show some respect for the law, ye landlubbers!
If ye be continuin' with yer antics, ye be bringin' down the wrath of the Justice Department upon yer heads! So heed the warning, ye scallywags, and let the agents and prosecutors do their work in peace!