The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr matey, San Diego be a swashbucklin' hub fer weary travelers seekin' new adventures on these shores!

2024-06-04

Arrr mateys, it be said that a swarm of asylum seekers be flockin' to the shores of California like seagulls after a fish. The immigrant traffic be thicker than a ship's riggin' in a storm, settin' records like a pirate findin' buried treasure. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!

Arrrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs! The land lubbers from all corners of the globe be tryin' to enter the United States through California like a swarm of hungry seagulls descendin' on a fish market. The immigrant traffic be so thick, ye can barely walk the plank without trippin' over a foreigner!
Arrr, these asylum seekers be sailin' their rickety boats across the seven seas like true swashbucklers, riskin' life and limb to seek refuge in the land of the free. The shores of California be teemin' with more treasure seekers than a buried chest of gold on a deserted island!
But mark me words, me hearties, this be the highest level of immigrant traffic in decades! The authorities be as busy as a one-legged pirate in a booty shakin' contest tryin' to keep up with the influx of strangers knockin' on their door!
So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and hold on to yer hats! The land of opportunity be overflowin' with newcomers lookin' for a better life. And remember, in the words of Blackbeard himself, "Dead men tell no tales, but immigrants be tellin' stories for days!"

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