Avast ye! America's schools be in a jolly old mess, forgotten in Biden's wild border debacle! Arrr!
2024-06-04
Arrr, me hearties, 'tis a right mess we be in! Biden's bunglin' at the border be causin' a tidal wave o' troubles fer us all. These American towns be left t' swab the decks o' financial woes while the cap'n be off playin' pretend pirate. Aye, 'tis a sorry sight indeed! Arrr!
In his first day as the big kahuna, President Biden be yammering on about granting amnesty to a whole lot of scallywags - nearly 12 million undocumented folks - and he be saying that he won't be enforcing any rules to keep others from comin' to America. Aye, it be like an open invitation to waltz into the United States without a care, takin' advantage of all our treasures, like a free education, and making the good ol' American taxpayer foot the bill. As expected, a real ruckus broke out at the border, with nearly nine million encounters happenin' since 2021.Around America, communities be countin' the doubloons they're shelling out because of Biden's bungled border policies. Massachusetts be coughin' up $300 million already, with plans to spend $500 million more next year. Denver be dealin' with 42,000 sea dogs who've sailed in over the past years, costin' 'em at least $120 million. The House Budget Committee be reckonin' the total cost to the U.S. from this border mess be over $150 billion a year, mostly for educatin' young scalawags who shouldn't even be here.In Springfield, Massachusetts, they be drownin' in newcomers, having to translate everything into 17 different languages to accommodate 'em all. Denver be seein' red to the tune of $20 million 'cause of the border chaos, while Cleveland I.S.D. be buildin' schools left and right to keep up with the surge of foreign nationals. It be a right mess, and it's high time Biden walks the plank and shapes up before our schools are left to sink like a ship without a compass.