Avast ye scallywags! Biden's crew be haulin' in a record $28 million doubloons at a Hollywood soiree! Arrr!
2024-06-15
Arrr, me hearties! President Biden be sailin' from a grand meeting of world leaders in Italy to Los Angeles to join forces with the likes o' Barack Obama, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jimmy Kimmel, and other scallywags. Aye, 'tis a fine crew indeed!
Arr matey! Did ye hear the news? President Biden, the Captain of the United States ship, sailed all the way from Italy to the land of Los Angeles, where the rich and famous be gatherin' like a treasure trove of booty!He was joined by his trusty crewmates, including the legendary Barack Obama, the handsome George Clooney, the lovely Julia Roberts, and the jester Jimmy Kimmel. What a motley crew of scallywags and scoundrels!
Together, they put on a show fit for a king, or at least a pirate king! They entertained the masses with their tales of adventure and mischief, making the crowd roar with laughter and applause.
It be a sight to behold, seeing these high and mighty leaders mingling with the common folk, like a captain drinking with his crew in the local tavern. Aye, 'twas a grand spectacle indeed!
So next time ye hear of President Biden sailin' across the seas to make an appearance in far-off lands, raise a tankard of grog in his honor and give a cheer for the bold and brave leaders of our time!