The lass with bikini doth smash a cove's windshield for flinging brew in her face. Aye, a fiery wench!
2024-06-16
Arr matey! Did ye hear of the ruckus at the bikini beanery in Seattle? The scurvy dog owner be smashin' windshields o' landlubber customers. 'Tis a sight to behold on the viral seas!
In the fair city of Seattle, a bold lass by the name of Emma Lee, owner of Taste of Heaven Espresso, found herself in a tumultuous tussle with a disrespectful scallywag of a customer. This rapscallion had the audacity to fling his coffee and water at her, leading to a heated exchange over the price of his beverages. The price tag of $22 seemed to stir the tempest further, with the customer refusing to depart from the premises.Emma Lee, not one to be trifled with, gave the miscreant a taste of his own medicine by smashing his windshield with a hammer as he fled the scene in his carriage. The gallant lass defended her actions, claiming she felt in danger and had to protect her honor and establishment from such ruffian behavior.The constabulary was summoned, and charges were filed for the misdemeanor assault. The ne'er-do-well customer was banned from ever darkening the door of Taste of Heaven Espresso again. Let this be a cautionary tale to all who dare to disrespect a buxom barista in Seattle – ye be walking on thin ice!