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Arr, scallywag likely be the culprit in disappearance of Florida family after bones be found on his land! Arrrgh!

2024-06-16

Arrr mateys! The Pasco County Sheriff's Office be on the hunt for why a family disappeared, when they stumbled upon human bones at the very spot where the scallywags were last seen. Looks like someone be walking the plank soon! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! A tragedy has befallen a family of four, with two wee ones, ages 5 and 6, missing and feared dead after a search of a property in Hudson, Florida uncovered human remains, arrr!The scallywag owner of the property, a lad by the name of Rory Atwood, has been charged with the most heinous crime of first-degree murder, by Blackbeard!Sheriff Chris Nocco spoke at a gathering of landlubbers, saying the identity of the remains found on Atwood’s property remains a mystery, but it be believed they be the missing family, known only as John Doe for now.The last sighting of the family was near Nottingham Trail in Hudson, before they vanished into the mist like ghosts of the sea.Allegations of drinkin' and arguin' amongst the adults on that fateful night have been made, with Atwood allegedly sendin' word he had committed a wicked deed.The investigation continues, and until the remains are properly identified, the case of the missing family remains open like the vast ocean.If ye have any knowledge of the whereabouts of these poor souls, do your civic duty and contact the Pasco Sheriff’s nonemergency line at 727-847-8102, option 7, or through the website.

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