The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, them scallywags be throwin' gold at the land lubbers in hopes o' gainin' control o' the states!

2024-06-17

Arrr! The Democratic scallywags be throwin' gold doubloons at state legislative races like they be tossin' crumbs to the parrots! Tis a rare sight to see such a large booty bein' spent so early in the campaign season. Avast, me hearties, the battle for votes be fierce!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee be makin' a mighty investment in them state legislative races. Aye, 'tis true! They be wantin' to catch the eyes of them voters and get 'em to focus on these here important elections.
It be a clever move, me hearties, to be puttin' so much booty into these races early on. It be sendin' a message loud and clear that these races be important, arrr! The Democrats be wantin' to take control of them state legislatures, and they be willin' to spend the doubloons to make it happen.
So, me buckos, keep a weather eye on these state legislative races. The winds be blowin' in the Democrats' favor, and they be lookin' to make some big gains. 'Tis sure to be a battle worth watchin', so grab yer spyglass and keep a sharp lookout for what be happenin' on the political seas!

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