Arrr, Trump be startin' a trend with his trial in Manhattan! Soon all the presidents be walkin' the plank!
2024-06-17
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In a 17th-century pirate tongue, Trump's Manhattan trial be opening floodgates fer prosecution of other presidents, sayin' experts. Republicans be backin' a stop-gap spendin' bill into 2025 in anticipation o' GOP wins. Police be warnin' homeowners o' 'out o' town' scammers tryin' t' sell or rent vacation properties they don't own. Parents who lost a daughter in a hot car be warnin' families 'bout a mistake that could happen t' anyone. Two be dead after a Father's Day event takes a horrific turn, leavin' witnesses stunned.Trump be goin' after Biden's 1994 crime bill while courtin' Black voters. Conservative groups be cleared t' continue a legal fight t' protect whales from a Biden-backed offshore wind farm. Americans be believin' the US should focus more on domestic issues, but also support leadership on the world stage. The Pentagon be dismissin' concerns over Chinese solar panels. A Texas Democratic candidate be charged with fakin' racist comments about himself.Liberal comedians be rampin' up activism fer Biden as the election nears. A journalist be sayin' the progressive 'revolution' be takin' over institutions, but 'normal people' be fightin' back. A Democratic lawmaker be doubtin' Black people supportin' Trump. Black male voters be frustrated by the choice between Trump and Biden.Bill Maher be pushin' back on the claim that people shouldn't call young anti-Israel protesters 'dumb.' Biden's electric vehicle mandates be givin' the auto industry t' China on a silver platter. Russian warships near Florida be aimin' t' intimidate, while the US Navy sees 'em as target practice.Guaranteed basic income programs be spreadin' across the country, while an AI lab at a Christian university be aimin' t' bring morality and ethics t' artificial intelligence. Test yer knowledge of Hollywood, fashion, and history with an American Culture Quiz. Liza Minnelli be cryin' fer 8 days after her mom Judy Garland's sudden death.