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Arrr, Maryland Governor be a right jolly fellow, forgivin' 175,000 lads fer their marijuana shenanigans! Aye!

2024-06-17

Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The land lubbers be givin' the green light to smoke the devil's lettuce for fun in the year of our Lord 2022! And they be forgivin' past sins of possessin' the herb. Time to set sail for the high seas of merriment!

Arrr, me hearties, listen up ye landlubbers! In the year of our Lord 2022, the state be givin' the green light to smoke the devil's lettuce for fun! That's right, recreational marijuana be legal now, me mateys! But that ain't all, me buckos. Other states and even the bigwigs in the federal government be gettin' in on the action too. They be pardoning all them scallywags with low-level convictions for possessin' the herb. It be a regular party on the high seas, I tell ye!
So, me hearties, gather 'round and pass the pipe. It be smooth sailin' ahead for all ye lovers of the leaf. No need to be sneakin' around like a thief in the night. The law be on our side now, me buckos. Just remember to keep a weather eye out for the lawmen who be lookin' to spoil our fun. But fear not, me mateys, for we be strong and united in our quest for freedom to partake in the sweet smoke of the Mary Jane. So raise a glass (or a bong) to our victory, me hearties! The tide be turnin' in our favor, and the winds of change be blowin' in our sails. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum... and a joint for good measure!

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